April 28, 2026 - News

Functional Drinks Get a Brain Boost

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Neutonic drinks
Neutonic

Functional drinks are flexing their influence.

What’s happening: British better-for-you energy drink maker Neutonic secured $6M at a $60M valuation.

Already sold in 10K+ UK stores and online, the funding will expand its RTD drinks and nootropic supplements to new international markets and accelerate US growth.

Neu flow. Blending natural caffeine with nootropics like L-theanine and citicoline, Neutonic’s beverages promise sustained focus and energy without the crash of traditional energy drinks.

Bought in, co-founders and social media personalities James Smith and Chris Williamson have promoted the functional drinks to a highly engaged audience, selling 7.5M+ cans since launching the brand in ’23.

Backed by Grenade co-founder Al Barratt and Sweat co-founder Kayla Itsines, it’s on track for $25M+ in ’26 sales.

Brain gains. Seeking clarity, cognitive health is a priority for 35% of 18–24-year-olds, per SPINS, and an influencer co-sign is an increasingly valuable selling point.

Touting expertise and achievement, Andrew Huberman is steering yerba mate brand Mateína, while Kim Kardashian-aligned UPDATE launched into 4K+ US Walmart stores. Social-born success stories, Katy Hearn’s Alani Nu and Mari Llewellyn’s Bloom both surpassed $1B in ’25 sales.

Punchline: Engineered for outcomes and amplified by influence, next-gen beverages aren’t just selling states; they’re serving cultural currency.

Laura Hill
Laura Hill
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